Ghandi and Candy Canes

So. Who do you think you are, trying to sell me candy canes? You KNOW that I can't afford them. You know that I get addicted very easily. WHY WHY WHY??

Oh. I know why. Because you're a stupid head and you want my money.

Where does Ghandi come in to all of this? I still need to buy the dumb book for my philosophy class....